Dreaming in Red

Koala:
*offers mushrooms to Archon*

Silver:
...
These aren't Psilocybin, are they?

Koala:
Do they look like hallucinogens?

Silver:
Yes.

Koala:
Heh. Why not try some?

Silver:
...
Okay.

Silver:
*eats*
*hallucinates*
Whoa...

Koala:
*snickers*
Now repeat after me.

Silver:
...

Koala:
"Zeriths are my enemies"

Redhead:
Hey... *protests*

Silver:
Uh... Zeriths... are enemies...

Koala:
"I will kill them all"

Redhead:
Hey! *protests louder*

Silver:
Kill them all?

Koala:
Yes! All of them!

Silver:
*is distracted by protest*
Huh?

Koala:
Hey! *snaps fingers*
Listen, boy!

Silver:
...

Redhead:
*marches in and shakes fist at Koala, grabs Silver by the hand and drags him out*

Koala:
*disbelief*

Silver:
Hey... you smell nice.

Redhead:
Hehehe...
Hey... you look nice.

Koala:
*yells after her* She's a Zerith!

Silver:
Kill... Zeriths?

Redhead:
No no no...

Koala:
*flails arms* Yes! Yes!

Redhead:
*gives Silver water*

Silver:
*drinks water*
Thanks, Zerith.

Redhead:
You're welcome, Archon.

Koala:
*grumbles demonically*

Silver:
*kisses a Zerith*

Koala:
Nooo! Stupid boy!

Redhead:
*kisses an Archon*

Koala:
*face-palms*

Silver:
Heheh.

Koala:
*plots revenge*

Redhead:
Face-palm? Aw, I was expecting you to melt.
Here, have some water.

Koala:
*shrieks away*
*runs back to hell*

Silver:
...

Redhead:
And, stay there!
*brings Archon back to the sky*

Silver:
*is happy in the sky*

Koala:
*shakes fist at the sky*

Silver:
Haha.
Mini-scaled reenactment.

Redhead:
Child-proof, for your safety.
*smooth, announcer voice*
Oh, crap. I just made a double entendre.

Silver:
Heheh.
*takes Queen into bedroom*

Koala:
Oh, just rub it in, why don't you?

Redhead:
*follows*

Silver:
*is definitely rubbing something...*

Koala:
Lol!

Redhead:
*prefers to say nothing, at this point, in the interest of the children*

Silver:
*is self-conscious now... at the mention of the children*

Koala:
*snickers*


* * * * *


Redhead:
My god, he's not even started and he's already gloating.

Silver:
Heheh.

Redhead:
This Koala!

Koala:
Shush, red girl.

Redhead:
*waves glass of water*

Koala:
*shrieks*
You can't save Silver-eyes forever!

Silver:
...
Wait, save?

Koala:
*demon-hisses at Redhead*

Redhead:
*takes out a Super Soaker*

Koala:
*runs*

Silver:
...

Redhead:
*chases*

Koala:
*puts out a trap for Redhead*

Silver:
Trap?

Redhead:
*slips into trap* Ack.

Koala:
*captures*
*laughs like a madman*
Thought you could save her didn't you?

Silver:
...

Redhead:
*squirts water at Koala*

Koala:
*shrieks and drops Redhead*

Silver:
*catches*

Koala:
*runs away*

Redhead:
My hero.

Silver:
Heh.
That, I am.
... I think.

Koala:
*goes to plan another attack*
*puts out a poisoned sunshine pie*

Silver:
I don't really like dessert.

Koala:
Not for you, Hero! For Redhead!
*hides and waits*
*falls asleep*

Silver:
*gets rid of the pie*

Koala:
*wakes up and thinks Redhead ate the pie*
*searches for a body*

Redhead:
*is still asleep in bed*

Koala:
*notices Redhead's still breathing*
*ponders why pie didn't work*

Silver:
*pushes peeping-Tom out the window*

Koala:
*falls into the garden and scurries away*

Redhead:
*wakes up to odd sounds*

Silver:
*tells her to go back to sleep*

Redhead:
*goes back to sleep, hair is a royal mess*

Koala:
*tries to disguise himself as Silver-eyes.*
*Has an idea!*
*captures Silver-Eyes*

Silver:
Wait wait, just like that?

Redhead:
*Jolts awake from a nightmare!*

Koala:
*runs*

Redhead:
*refills the Super Soaker and pursues*

Silver:
*reminds Redhead to wear shoes*

Redhead:
Right. *grabs a coat too*

Koala:
*Subterfuge!*
*goes back to capture Silver-eyes*

Silver:
*punches Koala*

Koala:
Oof!

Redhead:
*is confused*

Silver:
*puts Koala into a little cell*

Koala:
*shakes fist at Silver-Eyes*

Redhead:
*squirts water at Koala*
Psst-psst.

Koala:
*shrieks and melts*
I'll be baaaaaaaack.

Redhead:
Oh. *looks at puddle*

Silver:
*pulls Redhead away from puddle*
Don't touch that, it's dirty.

Redhead:
*listens to Silver*

Koala:
*feverishly plots*

Redhead:
*feverishly fluffs*

Silver:
Heheh.

Koala:
*lures Silver out with promises of battle*

Silver:
...
Bat-tle?

Redhead:
No...

Silver:
*grabs weapon and armor*

Redhead:
*pulls Silver back*
Reason!

Silver:
But... Battle...

Redhead:
Reasons!

Koala:
*taunts Silver*

Silver:
Grrrr...

Redhead:
*looks around in panic*
*kisses Silver*

Silver:
*is calm*
No battle.

Koala:
*shakes fists*
*goes to plot*
*Lures Redhead out with promise of Science!*

Redhead:
o.O
*looks over balcony*
Scieeenceeeeee...

Silver:
*sees mesmerized Redhead*

Koala:
Yessss, Science!

Silver:
*Thinks*
War games? ...

Redhead:
*reaches out for Scienceee*

Silver:
*thinks more*

Koala:
Yes! *snatches Redhead*

Silver:
...

Redhead:
*tumbles after science*
Oof.

Silver:
*follows*

Koala:
*steals Redhead away*
Now, if you want science, you have to drink this.
*brews special Redhead soporific Red tea*

Redhead:
*looks at Red tea*
*sees Science form in the mists*
*drinks*

Koala:
Science!

Silver:
*trails Koala*

Redhead:
*falls to the ground, tea-cup shatters*

Koala:
*laughs loudly*

Silver:
*hears laughter*

Koala:
*hears Silver*
Damn it!
*tries to carry Redhead with him*

Silver:
*catches up with Koala*
Release her, Koala.

Koala:
You're too late, Silver!
She's already drank the tea!
*drops Redhead and runs*

Silver:
*catches*
*wonders what he meant by 'drank the tea'*
*takes Redhead to healer*
This is why Science is bad.

Redhead:
*wakes up to that blasphemous phrase*
Pardon?

Silver:
*almost drops Redhead*
You live?

Koala:
*hears of Redhead's survival through the grapevine*
*plots*

Silver:
*kisses Redhead*

Redhead:
Sunshine and rainbows.

Silver:
And lollipops.

Koala:
*will exploit Redhead's weakness for Science yet*

Redhead:
(Haha... Lollipops. *falls into gutter*)

Silver:
(Heheh.)

Scarlet: *flops down next to Foxy and tickles him*

Fox: *laughs and tickles back*

Scarlet: AAAH! *runs away*

Fox: *chases*

Scarlet: o.O

Fox: :-D

Scarlet: *sneaks behind wall and trips Foxy*

Fox: *falls*

Scarlet: *pounces*

Fox: *lays there for a bit* . . . *is pounced*

Scarlet: Rawr. I win.

Fox: *grabs Scarlet and rolls over* How about now ;-)

Scarlet: Not fair!

Fox: :-P

Scarlet: Not fair because I won't hit you.

Fox: Me neither. ;-)

Scarlet: Get off of me. Pfft.

Fox: *gets off*

Scarlet: *sits up and dusts herself off* . . . *starts laughing*